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The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.
Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.
1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.
Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.
A guy who likes to lick the anus of his lover.
Matthew McConaughey is well known for being a Butterscotch Bandit, that’s why all the girls want to get in bed with him. .
Famous Minecraft youtuber Skeppy is the webkins bandit . On a stream he told a story of how he stole webkins codes from a store as a kid. Now when BadBoyHalo is mad at Skeppy for taking something from him, he calls him the webkins bandit.
Skeppy! You stole my food!
No I didn't Bad!
Yeah sure, webkins bandit.
one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.
morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.