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When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.
Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face
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When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"
That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!
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When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.
Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell
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1.Idealistic conservative who frequents Fark.com and points out the errors of liberals. Famous for pointing out to self-proclaimed progressives that they are a neocomm in all but name. The name originally was an homage to the flip-flopping ways of John Kerry.
2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.
"Flipper the Dolphin was right! Again!" - Heap
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Extremely grotesque hairlessness of the adult male body caused by excessive and overzealous body shaving to the degree of eliminating any semblance of manhood.
Those go-go dancers shave so much they're dolphin smooth.
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masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.
"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"
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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.
That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.
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