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A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.
The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.
In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.
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When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.
I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.
A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.
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The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it
I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
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Where a woman shaves her pubes but hair still runs down the pussy lips.
Mary's pussy was well maintained, but her snatch beard was fucking disgusting.
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