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Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”
Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.
Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.
ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot
guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"
(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions
I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"