Random
Source Code
Random
(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
16👍 25👎
Benjamin Kickz, or Benjamin Kapelushnik, currently 17 year old professional sneaker reseller, sells top of the line shows such as Yeezys, Jordan, etc. Practically magic how he can even get all these shoes. Basically copyrighted the word "Boomin" with his famous response "Business is Boomin" which grew popular when one of his celebrity clients, DJ Khaled popularized him saying the phrase over SnapChat. Many people try to copy this sang, even Antonio Brown, but nobody can do it like Ben. His sneaker business, The SneakerDon, is located out of Miami and sells at www.sneakerdon.com . He started his own clothing which sells out within minutes and even had a huge Pop Up shop in NYC with the clothing line featuring Kanye West on a hundred dollar bill and replacing "United States of America" with "Boomin States of America". He is a millionaire and wears hype clothing brands like Supreme, GoYard, Bape, Louis Vuitton, Givenchy, Gucci, Balmain, Yeezy, and most importantly his own "Boomin" apparel. He grew up in Miami and is the coolest teenager ever!
Benjamin Kickz is the plug!
4👍 4👎
The founder of the University of Pennsylvania.
Penn was founded in 1740 by Benjamin Franklin and became the nation's first
university when the School of Medicine opened in 1765.
55👍 123👎
Beating the living shit out of the first kid you see at your school named Benjamin.
I heard that kid was going around Breaking the Benjamin yesterday
7👍 12👎
Blu is a first name for an attractive, sporty, intelligent female.
Benjamin is a second name for a comedic, outgoing person.
So Blu Benjamin is a smart, flexible, popular, pretty girl.
If you have a friend called Blu Benjamin, stay friends, and if you know a girl called Blu Benjamin, make friends.
"I have a big crush!" Mark exclaimed to Jason, his best friend.
"On who, you haven't had a crush since Year 2 , that was 4 years ago!" Jason asked.
"Blu Benjamin. She is soooooo cute. And smart. And sporty. And just my type!!!!!" Mark said dazed.
" HEY, I LOVE BLU AS WELL, SHE IS MINE!!!!"
2👍 2👎
An Automated Teller Machine (or ATM). Named after the $100 bill with Benjamin Franklin.
Eg. "I need to stop by a benjamin hole before we go to the club tonight"
2👍 2👎
Overproduced cookie cutter nu-metal/emo/pop, flavour of the month trash aimed at suburban mall rats. A typical song contains angsty teen lyrics that speaks to those who've had their xbox taking away by their mommies because they didn't clean their room.
Breaking Benjamin Fan #1: Hey bro I saw you at the Breaking Benjamin concert last night.
Breaking Benjamin Fan #2: Yeah holmes, it was pretty rad but goddamn my ass is sore from all that gay sex.
49👍 152👎