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(noun)- when boys (and girls) fall deeply in love with 'her' in a very short time.
Symptoms include: following her like a puppy, puppy dog eyes, staring, emotional attachment, thinking she is your world, believing you will b together forever and other desires.
Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
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1/3 of pop-rock trio New Hope Club born on the 2nd of October 1999.
probably the most attractive out of the three members. He's so cute and makes all the girls die.
His stage presence is incredible too!!
according to non-stans of the band, he's a wanna-be Harry Styles.
he has the literal voice of an angel and that guys fashion sense is THE SHIT.
his hair has also undergone alot of different phases but the best one was late 2017/early 2018 where it had grown out and gotten long.
to follow him on social media like his twitter and insta search 'NewHopeBlake' !
person; "who's your favourite member of New Hope Club?"
me; "that Blake Richardson. He's kinda cute"
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A tough as nails vampire hunter that used to be cool until her author started using her to "Mary Sue" out her own bizarro sexual fetishes.
Those Anita Blake books were alright, until Laurell Hamilton started putting in chapter-long episodes of werewolf sex.
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When you have to study and decide to shove the pen into your butt hole and begin writing.
My friends and I had a study date and we got bored so we decided to pull a dirty Blake.
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Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.
Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.
Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do
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1. Someone in the band "Letterbox Black" with Aeson Bliss. This person is also in the band VOSQQ, makes really good youtube videos, rants at unexpected moments, and has a great family, online and off.
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2. Someone who dedicates their life working intensely and helping others with emotional troubles when they really need it the most. This person is very spiritual, caring, yet also has an amazing sense of humor.
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3. Someone who babbles on and on then goes on more to tell us that they are babbling on and on. This person has a great sense of babble too.
Examples :
1. Person 1 : Like OH EM GEE!! last night, I like, went to a show with Letterbox Black in it, and like, Blake Bliss was like, totally great on his harmonica!
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2. Person 1 : That person work so hard! He loves to help people too.
Person 2 : I know! People say that person is very spiritual too. And caring. And funny.
Person 1 : That person is such a Blake Bliss.
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3. Person 1 : That person can really babble, and they know it.
Person 2 : I know! And they know when others are babbling!
Person 1 : They MUST be a Blake Bliss.
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When you are at the lake and are absolutely deleting beers and you black out after throwing 8 innings strong and start yelling at all the hot girls about how big their titties are and how much you want to fall in love with them.
Dude did y’all see Blake at the lake last week?
No but I saw dirty Blake yelling at all the girls
That was bad man but he threw a CG 2 days later
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