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bleach my balls

A dysregulatory response in which the mind has nothing else to go to except the response above.

**at fancy restaurant

BLEACH MY BALLS, this place is faaaannncy

by January 27, 2022


bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017


Bleach Gang

A Roofless Group of people about they money.Addicted to money...Bleach gang set.

Bleach: A Roofless Group of people about they money.Addicted to money...Bleach gang set.
I dyed my hair gold & earned my Stripes on Bleach🏧🍞

by Xannie August 7, 2020


bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so

He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.

by tykomaki February 20, 2022


digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH

by Saranghae Min Yoongi February 16, 2018


slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 19, 2024


International Bleach Day

International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?

Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*

by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021