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When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.
Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.
When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.
*Can be shortened to ass blind
David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
Blind channel is the most wonderful band in the whole world. Theyre kind, sweet and funny. And theyre fans are the best! They got 6th place in eurovision 2021. Blindchannel members: Joel hokka, Niko moilanen, Olli matela, Joonas porko, Tommi lalli and Aleksi kaunisvesi.
Blind channel
Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.
A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.
“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”
When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind
- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind
Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness