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The art of terrorising a woman's face with one's boomhound. This often involves chat such as "now I'm going to skull fuck you"
See also throat-gagger
1. I can't wait to brutalise that girl's face with my megahog
2. I bet that filthy slut would love a brutal blowjob from Harding
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American Blowjob is when an American girl rubs a hot dog between her tits while you are masturbating and then proceeds to eat the hot dog but instead of mayonnaise she uses your cum.
Linda gave me the best American blowjob ever yesterday!
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Sensual Oral Pleasure for a Man.
Erotic Blowjobs: The most sensual gift of pleasure. The feeling of a tongue flicking on your flesh. The touch of wet lips on your skin. The swirl of a tongue. A slight breath of air felt. The warmth of a mouth. The nibble and bite of teeth. Saliva drooling on your flesh. The taste of cum. The soft touch of sticky lips.
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Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.
Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.
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The mountain in Sedona, Arizona, that has some cutesy tourist name but is, in fact, shaped like a bunch of guys in line for a blow job.
You'd need a lot of ropes to climb blowjob rock.
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A bourgeoisie male, usually caucasian, who commutes to back and forth to work. They are separate and distinct from the "worker bee", as they tend to create difficulty for other commuters through a sample of the following ways:
1) walking too fast behind other people in the same direction.
2) walking too fast in front of other people in the opposite direction.
3) reading a rag mag such as the Daily Grind, or USA Today, sipping on their $4 1% (NOT 2%) soy-milk decaf coffee, making noise from using both while on the train, bus, or subway.
4) playing Sudoku while seated, to which most of us know it is a crossnumber/puzzle game for idiots.
5) walking with several other white blowjob and bunching up, making it harder to get out of flow of the human traffic.
6) merely looking at them on the way to a destination: their shirts, ties, SPECIAL wristwatch, polished shoe-tips, cufflinks, commuting gait, ect.
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The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.
"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"
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