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When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”
My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.
The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.
Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem
I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks
A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.
He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.
when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”
A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird