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The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.
Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!
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One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
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Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.
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When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)
Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?
Bob: I got a full breakfast!
Bert: Lucky bugger
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A special meal during Finals Week at Middlebury College (and perhaps other schools), served at midnight, that consists of typical breakfast food. It lifts the mood of stressed, tired and hungry students who need something to keep them going.
Eating Midnight Breakfast made me feel a little better about tomorrow's chemistry exam.
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The ultimate male culinary delight.
The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread
Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.
The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.
Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!
Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!
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Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.
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