Brooke is a terrible friend sheβs a lying fat bitch a dumb blonde you CAN NOT trust her sheβs a slut and always getting in trouble cause sheβs always messing up you big fuck up
Person 1: I really want a friend named Brooke
Person 2: no you donβt SHES a terrible friend and she will ruin your life
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A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."
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Brooks is a type of guy that when u break up wit him he will be very madπ π if u make a brooks mad he will act all hard and say that he can fight but then the next day he end up in the hospital bc u beat up his assπ―π― Brooks will most likely have blue eyes but U know idkwtfgonπππ so yeah if a. Brooks asks u out say hell nahππππ
Brooks-will u go out with me ? Girl - hell nah
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One of the nation's richest cities that everybody knows they wish they had the cash to live in, including myself. BMW's and Mercedes are common, but you'll never drive from one side of Oak Brook to the other without seeing at least a couple Ferraris. Gated communities with 24/7 guards line the streets. On the north side is Oak Brook Center, a mall of crazy - almost stupid - expensive stores. Burberry, Louis Vuitton, Hermes. To the south is where the mansions are. Most of the rich elite in Oak Brook are nice, but some are very snobby and don't take kindly to outsiders roaming around their turf. In the center is Oak Brook golf Club and the price for membership is in the 6 figures. There are literally young kids crusing in Ferrari's in this ridiculous town.
"Look at that chick rocking that yellow Ferrari, Louis Vuitton bag, and $5000 coat."
"Meh, some Oak Brook elite"
A butch kid with hella bangin coconut head hair and has a weird love for The Beatles and rodeos.
Girl: Who's that kid that looks like a hard fruit...?
Friend: Oh lol that's Charlie Brooks.
An outfitter of fine, traditional American clothing for casual, business, and formal settings. Founded in New York City in 1818, it is the oldest men's clothier in the United States.
Headquartered on New York's Madison Avenue, Brooks Brothers has exerted considerable influence over fashion, particular preppy fashion and professional attire. Some of its earliest history involves its outfitting New York state troopers during the Civil War and introducing the ready-to-wear suit to American consumers. Brooks Brothers stores opened on Northeastern college campuses in the mid-twentieth century, influencing the traditional collegiate style of dress, also known as the Ivy League style or "trad," which is the root of preppy fashion.
Today, Brooks Brothers outfits both men and women with stores around the world. It maintains itself as a influential force in fashion with contemporary and traditional New York styles that have lasted the test of time.
Today at the Brooks Brothers store on Madison Avenue, I bought a repp tie I'll wear for work and a tweed jacket for tonight's dinner.
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complete bitch in every single way
the worst person to be around
she will lie to you and act like she's nice but she's not
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