recto butter

An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. Advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. Cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger butter the next morning. Otherwise a blowback to 70s butter. Bastardised use of the term rectum butter. Back in the day was called a 'kling on'. TUCKERS TIP: No matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow butter. Best removed by foreplay. sometimes called ass junipers

Mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto butter daddy always talks about?

No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.

Scrotum Butter

When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.

"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

Pit Butter

The build-up of dry deodorant.

"My pit butter is like nine inches thick today!"

croc-butter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.

Bung Butter

n. describes the creamy mixture of fluids that sneak out of the anus after unprotected anal sex. The base mixture contains spooge and fecal matter. It may also contain rectal blood, lubricant, spit or any other liquid that may have been inserted. Makes a great combination and sauce for the Dirty Sanchez.

Buddy, I woke up this morning, scratched my ass, and found some fresh bung butter - did you harpoon my starfish last night?

Butter Slug

(Noun)

When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .

“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “