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Emily is literally the most weird, socially awkward person you know, but also the funniest and kindest. She never fails to make you laugh even if she never stops talking about that one band that most people hate or that one animal she knows waaay to much about. She can learn the lyrics to a song after listening to it once but can't actually remember anything useful, she is also the queen of procrastination except from when she is learning Korean or something else *useful*(생일 축하해 에밀리 메이트). Despite her many quirks (flaws) she is so funny and amazing and weird and you really don't know what you would do without her.
You: Hey Emily C!
Emily: *makes some strange vine reference*
You: Oh haha! *internally cringing/dying/screaming*
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official title, captain falcon
c falc is an agile character in super smash bros brawl, but redundant. he is competition for the best brawl character, he is known for
falcon punch
falcon kick
show me you're moves
dude c falc is sickkk
show me your moves
Jen: Jim, what did you have for lunch?
Jim: I had a H and C
Tim: What is a H and C?
Vincent: Ham and Cheese Sandwich
a CCRT to C is an advanced sexual move that is the best thing since lulu lemon workout pants became a staple in a woman’s wardrobe …. This is the move that will save any marriage , kind of a Hail Mary move to keep in the repertoire or just perform on a regular basis to keep your relationship in the upper echelons of partnerships …. A CCRT to C … is a Coon Claw Rusty Trombone to Climax … it’s when the male is on all fours or face jammed into a soft pillowed surface , the female comes in from the back and slowly scratches / tickles the taint of a freshly shaved ball bag of the males back alley , like a raccoon aka trash panda …. Whilst at the same time tongue punching the males fart box and stabbing his prison wallet with her letter licker , also jerking his man missile and playing it like an expert trombonist at the Vienna philharmonic hall until he blows a triumphant over powering load all over the chinchilla throw !!! GAME , SET , MATCH !!
“lala babes took me to pleasure town last night , she performed a CCRT to C!! …. Holy shiiiiiiit I blacked out from the overload of pleasure !! “
a total dumbass who is immature and is ignorant to the truth
Benny is like adis. C Benny is such adis. You know how ignorant he is, I hate people who are adis. C