Random
Source Code
Random
When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.
6👍 4👎
While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)
I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.
Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.
8👍 8👎
A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord
Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....
Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*
Mia and Kate : * gasp
That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"
When you pnly shave your butthole once a week and complain about it non-stop.
Stop being a cactus ass bitch and take care of yourself for once, Karen!
When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Tammy: How did it go with Joe?
Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.