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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

98πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one January 28, 2010

43πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


can πŸ₯Ί i πŸ₯΄ put 😯my πŸ™ƒballs 😳 in yo' πŸ₯Ά jawws 😡

This is a slang for you wanting to do CBT with a partner, whether it'd be a wife, husband, or anything in between.

Person 1 : Heyy babe, feeling horny.
Person 2 : can πŸ₯Ί i πŸ₯΄ put 😯my πŸ™ƒballs 😳 in yo' πŸ₯Ά jawws 😡 ?
Person 1 : Hell yes.

by ThatAlcholAddict September 7, 2021

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"

Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"

by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

86πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019


wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

73πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž