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It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.
Ana is FREAKY she let Alex perform a 'Canada's History' on her!
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A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.
In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!
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Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"
Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.
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A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.
"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."
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A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
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Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.
Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
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Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
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