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noun: diet soda or energy drink
"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."
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A List of people you plan on killing if you get some sort of inoperable cancer
Tommy: Liza Minneli, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump...whats this?
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
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Fortnite players, also could be used for naming a cell for a disease called cancer
Hey Jack, have you seen the cancer cells anywhere?
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.
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Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Cancer, Cunt, Bastard, Cancer of life
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a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us
person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE
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A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.
First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"
Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
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Human eyes with a certain beady, wandering appearance, associated with a predisposition to developing cancer. By looking at a person with cancer eyes, one can just tell that someone has "pissed in his/her gene pool". Cancer eyes are most easily identifiable in people with brown eyes, however blue or green cancer eyes have been known to exist.
"That dude has some serious cancer eyes." Steve Urkel's girlfriend, Myra, from the hit family sitcom, Family Matters had a textbook case of cancer eyes. Sadly, the actress playing her character died of cancer.
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