Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

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Captain Falcon

Guy who, when he kicks people hard enough, it sure as hell sounds like he's swearing!

Captain Falcon: "F***in' KICK!"
Mario: Wahahahahaha!!!!! (ping)

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captain n

A mighty brave gamer sucked into his tv whilst playing a Nintendo Entertainment System. Aided by his 8-bit troupe and armed only with a standard issue NES controller-belt, this young man fights against evil... and stuff .... oh yeah, it was a tv show, yo.

Captain N is awesome man.
Yeah, yeah he is.

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Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

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Captain Obvious

Saying something that is obvious, that didn't need to be said, and someone pointing out, wow, well done. Another comon term linked to this is also 'No Shit Sherlock!'

"It's Tuesday today." ... "Well done captain obvious."

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Captain Cock

What Broly called Goku for putting his dende on on him when they were babies from the ssj9k dragon ball z parodies

Broly: “Captain COCK!!!!! “
Goku: “ Don’t you mean Kakorrooooottttt!!!!

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The Captain America

A sexual enticement, When a man dips his penis in Blue Paint, Red Paint and White Paint and Rubs it across his partners face until the blue paint shows completely! If you want to play the game. Try and make a Flag using your penis and the partners face. To make it tasty use Blue Koolaid, Red Koolaid and Whip-Cream.

EX: Johnny Captain America's Suzies Face Red and Blue then finished off with the stars and stripes The Captain America Style.

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