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What my dad says instead of “yes” or “sure” 99% of the time.
Me: Dad, can I go out with friends tonight?
Dad: I don’t care.
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The replacement to The Affordable Care Act. Author: Donald J. Trump
I tried to get medicine for my sick child, but the cost was prohibitive under the new Deplorable Care Act.
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A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.
1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!
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When you ask someone what's up expecting to hear nothing. But instead they tell you things are terrible and you end up consoling that person... Usually done with little to no knowledge of what the situation is.
Friend: What's up? Me: I was talking to a friend and got guilted into Un-intentional Caring when she told me about her ex
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The phrase used when a girl knows exactly what she wants, but is irritated because you are unable to read her mind.
“Where do you want to eat?”... I don’t care
“Do you want do hang with my friends?”... I don’t care. “Do you want me to drive?”... I don’t care
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When you die after being in the hospital.
Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.
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One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal
In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.
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