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my second favorite fast food joint. where all us G's kicked it in mira mesa. push those AC bitches out our joint
carl's junior is otherwise knows as hardee's. both are very expensive.
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Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.
I did my girl good with a frozen carl.
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the geordie look alike of chewbacca
omg is tht chewbacca no thts carl adams or carlso adamso
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Compleately retared statement that rejects all comon sense and anything that would work properly, one step sideways of girl logic...
that light bulb is in the toilet, chevy is the best car ever it cant be beat by anything in a race but it really sucks. the wind blows left but the box explodes carl logic
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Someone who has massively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, WITH NO ARMS.
This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.
Guy 1: Dude! Did u see that guy with no arms having sex in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking Monster through his soda hat?
Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury
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when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.
"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)
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When a co worker uses the company can and makes loud farting and poo noises while they are dropping their deuce.
Did you hear Joey J's Carl Bomb this morning
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