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Compleately retared statement that rejects all comon sense and anything that would work properly, one step sideways of girl logic...
that light bulb is in the toilet, chevy is the best car ever it cant be beat by anything in a race but it really sucks. the wind blows left but the box explodes carl logic
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the geordie look alike of chewbacca
omg is tht chewbacca no thts carl adams or carlso adamso
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Someone who has massively large pectorals muscles, strong enough to bench-press 2 cows, WITH NO ARMS.
This person also guzzles energy drinks and strives to have sex 24/7.
Guy 1: Dude! Did u see that guy with no arms having sex in public with that blond chick, while bench-pressing 2 cows and drinking Monster through his soda hat?
Guy 2: Ya, he was Carl Astbury
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when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.
"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)
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When a co worker uses the company can and makes loud farting and poo noises while they are dropping their deuce.
Did you hear Joey J's Carl Bomb this morning
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It's a codeword to tell you friends that you farted when you don't want others to know (the girls).
Hey man, "Big Carl" is here. or Did "Big Carl" just come over?
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This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.
That guy is such an ignorant carl, I would like to clean my asshole with his tooth brush.
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