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In 2004 the Japanese Government Implemented an all female car on many subways. This was done to keep men from feeling-up and harrassing women. The other cars on the train became --Sausage Cars -- because they are full of men.
See also Sausage Factory
Dude this is the Sausage Car! I can't stand this wall to wall business man stuff.
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A female with messed up teeth also referred to as a busted grill. She usually smiles a lot to show off this particular attribute even though we would prefer if she didn't. This female is also known to have large breasts or headlights in which the male eyes are usually drawn directly to first thus providing weary onlookers a false belief of beauty in this particular female.
Hey you should check out our newest co-worker, she has a nice rack but she's a total Demolition Car.
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A phrase that turns something simple, into a sexual joke. Kind of like "that's what she said" but just better. It is the next best thing, and is one of the most flexible jokes.
Girl: Aww.... my fortune cookie says I'm gonna have bad luck!!!
Boy: In the back of a car!!!
In a fight.
Don't mess with me!!!!
IN THE BACK OF A CAR!!
guy 1: Let's get this started!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 3: In the back of a car!
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A small truck that is very crappy.
person-" I miss my truck Riley."
Riley-" That wasn't a truck, that was a Car On Wheels."
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A device which insecure people waste money on because they are afraid their sacred, shiny cars will be stolen. Since about 99.9% of car alarms are false alarms, however, the owners eventually forget why they got the alarm in the first place, and get used to their cars crying wolf after a few occurrences.
Occasionally this will encourage angry neighbors to do whatever they can to put themselves and these useless devices out of their misery. This may include vandalizing the offending cars until they can disarm the screeching, honking, blaring whiners. Therefore, car alarms actually lead to more damage than good, and are one of the most foolish inventions in the history of mankind.
For the fiftieth time in two weeks, the car alarm went off triggered by a bird who perched itself on the trunk, which caused a neighbor to get a baton and whack the offending automobile until he was able to get to the alarm and break it in two. Five minutes later, as the commercial break arrived during the action thriller movie, the car owner came out. Suddenly he realized that the alarm he had originally came to stop was no longer blaring away. He then saw the damage to his precious luxury and fainted.
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A getaway car is a vehicle on which robbers flee the scene of a crime.
They were looking for some tool to drive the getaway car.
The loot was stashed in the trunk of the getaway car.
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A large, black male with gold jewels decides he wants a helicopter in his car. Depending on the size of his vehicle and the size of his helicopter, he then goes about placing the helicopter inside the vehicle. This process can be very dangerous. Many large black males have died as a result of incorrectly putting the helicopter inside of the vehicle. Once the helicopter is inside, do not attempt to start the helicopter. The purpose of the helicopter inside the car remains unknown, but many believe it is a status symbol among large black males. It also gives you permission to yell "I GOT A CHOPPA IN MY CAR!", at passing civilians. Some helicopters in cars can be used for alternate transportation if properly installed.
large black male: I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR!!!
regular white male: why is there a helicopter in your car?
large black male: I GOT A CHOPPA IN THE CAR!!!
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