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Beef carrot

1. A hotdog
2. A carrot used in stew, thus soaking up beef flavor

I could really go for a beef carrot right now.

My favorite part of the stew is the beef carrot.

by PrisonBitch December 27, 2018


carrot fuck

having sex with a ginger, often a guy.

Judith: hey you know James?
Suzie: Ya, why?
Judith: last night we had sex...

Suzie: so you carrot fucked?

by OofyGoofy5151 May 20, 2018


carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 December 30, 2011


Carrot Piece

A dick that gets skinnier towards the tip.

Person 1: Did you see his dick? Person 2: Yeah he had a carrot piece.

by Kuhnt August 11, 2016


Camberwell Carrot

A giant joint Danny invented in Camberwell, made up of 12 papers and the most powerful grass in the Western Hemisphere. It tends to make you very high.

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It's impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell...and it's shaped like a carrot.

by Desmond Wolfe December 29, 2022


Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021


Bobbing for carrots

To try to suck your own dick

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!

by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019