a person who is perpetually late
You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!
A giant joint Danny invented in Camberwell, made up of 12 papers and the most powerful grass in the Western Hemisphere. It tends to make you very high.
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny: It's impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell...and it's shaped like a carrot.
a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time
I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.
1. A hotdog
2. A carrot used in stew, thus soaking up beef flavor
I could really go for a beef carrot right now.
My favorite part of the stew is the beef carrot.
having sex with a ginger, often a guy.
Judith: hey you know James?
Suzie: Ya, why?
Judith: last night we had sex...
Suzie: so you carrot fucked?
when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ
1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."