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A medical condition that requires the prescription of medical marijuana.
Patient: I need medical marijuana for Kronic Stress
Doctor: What is the source of your Chronic Stress?
Patient: I am stressed about getting busted for not having a medical marijuana prescription.
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Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...
"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"
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The state of being where you do not feel well but are not yet sick and experience sporadic temporary symptoms that do not lead to any particular clinical diagnosis.
A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.
I'm hot... I'm cold... my stomach hurts then it doesn't.... I've got the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.
"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.
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A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:
lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.
evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.
false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.
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an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..
person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"
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A disese that smokes too much dope
That Chronic Disese is totally wasted
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