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When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.
“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”
While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.
Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.
Since the it is legal to smoke marijuana in the state of Colorado, this will give a new name to the age old term "blunt".
Ay bro, you got a colorado cig I in the car?
The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.
“How did your Thursday go last week?”
“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”
The second ship designated with the name Colorado
A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
When the person driving a manual . Is *getting down on the passengers popsicle* while the passenger shifts gears an steers.
Officer 1: I don't think they where drunk officer 2. I think she was just giving a Colorado gear grinder.
Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.
A small town of about 1000 people. 850 being elderly. Not much in Pierce to do but a skatepark, store, and a bar. Not that interesting.
Dude 1 :Dude have you heard about Pierce, Colorado?
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.