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The Town where Capcoms Deadrising takes place. Population 53'594 Characteristics JACK SHIT!
Guy 1: Name a really boring city
Guy 2: Willamette Colorado Population 53'594
King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone
That faggit was a real Colorado keagan
When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know
When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky
When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.
“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”
When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night
Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite
The worst fucking women on the planet.
Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”