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If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook
Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook
He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.
When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
Person : Biggs your fried
Biggs : nahh fook
Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.
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One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident
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An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.
Longhorn fan: Hook 'em!!!
Oklahoma fan: Cook 'em!
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