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To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous
Person : Biggs your fried
Biggs : nahh fook
Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
When you are a horny little gremlin and decide to let another man fuck your girl and he gives her a cream pie. After he has finished, you go down on your girl and eat her out, while enjoying the taste of the man’s cum mixed with your girl’s juices, which resembles a Cadbury Cream Egg.
Mr. Cook let another man fuck his girl while he happily watched. After the man finished inside her, Mr. Cook went down on his girl and ate her cum filled pussy like a Cadbury Cream Egg. Therefore, this is called a Cadbury Cook.
He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.
When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.
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One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident
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