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A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.
Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!
Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
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@Mr Corners is the best man ever, and so is his sister, Mrs. Corners!”
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syn: corner office.
def: a place which peon employees aspire to obtain, but once obtained they realize it the same job, but you sold your sole to the man. (Yeah, I'm bitter).
New executive recently promoted, asked by a co-worker:
"Hey man, how do you like your new corner box?"
"Its awesome, I've got the view, the secretary, the respect..."
two years later:
"Hey man, how's your corner box?"
"Another 20 years staring at the bumper in front of me and they'll stick me in another box."
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Irritating colleague who is generally found in a corner has a big ego and enjoys the sound of their own voice.
I wish that corner cunt would shut up.
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The shop around the way that sells Cigarettes and what not to underage kids. They sell weed and coke, too.
YO BRO, you gonna be runnin up to the corner store today pick me up some papers and some weed.
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To drive around a corner and drop of your hoe and pick her up later at the same turning corner
"hey niggas where you at?" "im bending corners nigga"
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A method for consuming the small pieces of snack items left in the bag after all of the easily handled pieces have been consumed.
Generally, the portion of the snack consumed by this method contains higher concentrations of salt and flavorings making this portion highly desirable.
Procedure:
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1) Make sure easily handled portions have been consumed.
2) With one hand, grab one of the bottom corners of the bag.
3) With the other hand, grab the top corner of the bag on the same side as the bottom corner in the opposite hand.
4) Pull the two corners apart to create the smoothest path from the bottom corner to the top.
5) Tilt the bag to collect the remaining snack portions into the bottom corner held in your hand.
6) Bring the top corner to your mouth
7) Lift the bottom corner while keeping the top corner such that the snack portion slides right onto your tongue.
8) Tell anyone around you how awesome hitting the corner is.
Examples:
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1) Dude, he hit the corner and got chips all over his face!
2) What are you doing!? I wanted to hit the corner!
3) He made me laugh while I was hitting the corner. So I blew chips all over his dashboard!
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