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Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim
I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton
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A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
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The act of eating out a female while she has a tampon in, literally resulting in a mouth full of cotton
Mary, who was menstrating, was starting to get eaten out by Joe but Joe had to quit quickly because he got bad cotton mouth.
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When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.
Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.
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cotΒ·ton eye
noun \ΛkΙtΙn ΛaΙͺ\
: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.
Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.
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Fucking a girl with a tampon in on her period.
After Sam was finished punching cotton, Lucy's mouth turned into a tampon ejector.
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When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.
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