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A person with traits or attributes of an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with much younger men.
In the hot tub of that swingers club, I meet a cougar-esque lady. She wasn't quite a cougar because she turned out to be a drag queen.
Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.
Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.
Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.
The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.
Also know as Cougar Camo
Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.
Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.
A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.
Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...
This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.
Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.
Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.
Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.
1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar
2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.
1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.
2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital