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Shag and tired but still pushing on
Man 1: how was work today bro
Man 2: im curbed man
someone who believes the Episode 1: The Phantom Menace is the best star wars film.
Only a curb would think The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars film ever made.
Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her
When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”
“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”
Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.