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A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.
The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!
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The inability to have an orgasm during sex.
Friend: How'd it go with that girl you picked up at the club last night?
Me: It was going well, until we were in bed for 40 minutes and I realized I had be hit by the Serbian Curse.
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If you choose NEDDY as a name for a game, or have a name containing the name NEDDY, you are doomed to fail. You will instantly be attacked by everyone who sees your name, even if you are their ally!
"Hi, I'm NEDDY!"
- NEDDY has been destroyed by *insert name here* -
"Damn you NEDDY Curse!"
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Level five sex move: Requires written consent. The pharaoh’s curse consists of bringing a female to your place of dwelling, and before engaging in sexual intercourse pouring a bag of fine sand all over your partners body and genitalia. before continuing on to have intercourse
My girlfriend cheated on me and said she would make it up to me, so I gave her the pharaoh’s curse.
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the curse of kasin is one of the oldest and worst curses known to man. it is when you're about to fuck a girl but she claims to have her "period". when you ask for head she "doesn't do that".
josh: yo i brought this bitch back home from the bar last night
joe: oh yea what happened?
josh: the curse of kasin struck again!!!
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the curse given to those who are accomponied by chori, this curse grants his teammates super-powers and lots of skill in anything they're doing, but if they anger the chori god he will take away your penis.
ex: OMG CHORI CURSE LEME GET ON HIS TEAM~!~~
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Definition:
Snickers curse, is a curse that you contract after eating many snickers chocolate bars. Once the curse is upon you, you will see snickers in everything that matters to you. This could be seeing your girlfriend as a snickers bar, or looking down and seeing your penis as a snickers chocolate bar.
Example 1:
IFailstuff, looked down to see that his penis is now a snickers chocolate bar, he realised he has the snickers curse.
Example 2:
Bob doesnt want to be close to his girlfriend because he see's her as a giant snickers bar due to the snickers curse, he is afraid.
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