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A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
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a particular type of male pattern baldness, in which a strip of thinning hair extends from one ear to the other, across the back of the skull
No old-man disguise would be complete without an artfully applied hair curtain.
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Meat curtains- vaginal lips, vulva.
With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.
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a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"
Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.
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curtain rain is where the act of opening/closing curtains is months overdue. Leading to opening or closing the curtain, with a shower of dust and dead flies from the rail.
Jan- right I'm off to clean the loft.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
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bangs that your crush has
Did you see his curtain bangs? LMAO
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Curtains placed around a bed, usually in a dorm room. They add a feeling of privacy between what is going on in the bed, and what your roommate and/or other people in the room can see,hear,smell,feel etc.
"Mary close your sex curtains, I just saw an ass and I'm trying to sleep."
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