rigger dan

When you are fucking a girl's vaj and say to the girl "im about to cum babayyyy" and finish her in a cream pie and tell her "not my problem now bitch"

Rigger Dan: "IM about to cum babayy"
Eva: "on my face baby on my face baby on my face"
Rigger dan(as cumming in her vaj take it out and say): "not my problem now bitch

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Dan andrews

Didn't take advice from anyone went there own way then proceeded to complete and utterly screw up and screw everyone over

See Terry shut down the whole town?

Yeah he really did a "Dan andrews" on that electrical board.

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steely dan

n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.

1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"

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Dan Weston

This kick ass guy who is known for selling "Paur Churrs" at the Scooter Store.

Hi, I'm Dan Weston. Here at the scooter store, we're experts at getting you the scooter or Paur Churr you need.

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Afghani-Dan

A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.

"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"

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Dan Savage

When you have sex before a pre-planned activity, as opposed to at the end of a drunken night. This is so you have better sex, and don't have to worry about end of the night sloppiness.

An extension of the phrase afternoon delight, but doesn't necessarily have to be in the afternoon.

Hey, you wanna Dan Savage? I gotta get up early and am probably just gonna pass out when we get home.

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Dan Howell

A big meme that needs to be his self that the whole world should love

Phil: Dan is so stupid.
Phandom: PHIL HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE BIg meme AS KNOW AS DAN HOWELL

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