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When you put on rubber gloves and cover your middle and index finger with baby orajel then sprinkle cocaine on top of the orajel so it sticks, Then you use the two fingers to lube up your partners ass fingering it tell its numb, Then you stick your dick in and your dick goes numb, you can fuck for hours before you come
Dr Nova made a house call on that ass...That was just what Dr Nova ordered... Dr Novaed that ass all night..
This is an alternative way to understand tl;dr
So usually it's a response to a long-winded written explanation that someone posts online. But it can also be used as a brief summary of something at the top of a post for readers who don't have time to go through the whole thing
For example: My trip to Europe
tl;dr - I went to Europe, I ate cheese, danced with beautiful woman, hooked up with a man and had a unexpected boat trip.
Full post
On 21 January I got the itch to travel, so I spontaneously booked a trip to Europe... insert rest of post
Friend who got a job interview: I’m very excited. Also cautious.
Me: whats the tl;dr
The main enemy of Super Meat Boy. He is a bastard for stealing YO girl.
Me: Hey dude do you hate Dr. Fetus?
Friend: YEAH HE KIDDNAPPED BANDAGE GIRL AND NUGGET
(Spoilers if you don't know who Nugget is)
Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones,
Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones,
Dr Jones was the best song by Aqua
An off brand drink of Dr Pepper, but way better!
BRO, Derzan got that Dr Dazzle! I wish I could be like him!
OMG, Dr Dazzle is my favorite drink in the world!
Ashanty, have you heard of Dr Dazzle? It’s the best drink!
"government shutdown; didn't read"
Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.
"We had a huge earthquake last night!"
"Did you look at the USGS data?"
"Nope, gs;dr."
1. The drink you get from mixing Dr. Pepper and whiskey especially Jack Daniels.
2. Anything as awsome as the drink deskribed above.
1. I had some Dr. PIMP it was Dr. Pimp.
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