North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth

George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy

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South Dakota Soggy Taco

While having vaginal sex the female urinates on the male's penis during insertion. This is usually done without the man knowing.

Not something to be taken lightly.

Jake smelled his hand and realized his new friend just gave him a south dakota soggy taco.

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North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

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South Dakota Stack-job

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"

North Dakota Oil RIg

Having anal sex with a chick while she has diarrhea or post laxative ingestion and you pull out and a shit geyser spews from her turd cutter like an oil rig.

I was banging Sarah last night and her shitter was spewing like a North Dakota Oil Rig

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North Dakota Good-bye

When you shit in someone's toilet and leave their home without flushing.

You took a shit in our toilet and then left without flushing, you gave us the North Dakota Good-bye

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South Dakota State University

The biggest University in South Dakota. Also, has the best parties in the entire state. All other South Dakota colleges are jealous at the greatness of this school.

South Dakota State University is the greatest place ever.

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