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captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess

Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away

by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015


Mariah decker

Mariah decker is the type men will bow to. She is the word itself of strong. Mariah decker isn't good at love but if she does love you you will be blessed by the juice of gods loins. She is to the end of world loyal and you tie her down she will never cheat. She has a look that stares deep into your soul past the bullshit right to what matters. Mariah decker has eyes that will bring countries down. Beware though she is a very deadly thing.

She's got that Mariah decker vibe going

by Lonewolf _alphawolf July 5, 2022


Deckered VPUB

When Eric changes his background when he joins a cult in hopes of a handjob.

I can't believe you joined that group in hopes to get Deckered VPUB.

by Butt-Fer3000 March 12, 2022


European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.

Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.

by Ninjow June 18, 2021


Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.

Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!

by Paul McFartney January 17, 2024


Polar decker

The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.

Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.

by WalnutPlatt July 9, 2018


Upper Decker Lip Pillow

Common phrase for a nicotine pouch.

Yo bro, can I get an upper decker lip pillow.

by glitched0 August 10, 2023