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When a person is content at that particular moment in time.
Geezer A: How are you?
Geezer B: Fucking diesel!
Geezer A: Safe blood
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A slightly parodic side character in a comic called Cordeval by Amelie Belcher, self-proclaimed "professional" art school drop out.
His first appearance in the comic, to my knowledge, was in "Jeeesssuuusss", where she complains about her experience with what seems like an overly Christian/Catholic community, thus creating the slight parody of Vin Diesel Jesus.
Creator Amelie usually brings VDJ around for a reappearance when she's ether making a joke on Christianity or something that happens to be just plain ludacris.
Amelie states several times in her comics that VDJ is for parady and humor purposes, and she doesn't mean for him to offend anyone. At the same time, she even takes those opportunities to make more jokes about the uproar and chaos that is due to VDJ, and she basically outright says how she doesn't care about the hate-mail she gets because of him.
Comics and appearances by VDJ can be found throughout Cordeval's Archives and it's many subcategories. As of yet, I haven't figured out how to check up on old 'weekly comics' so I'm not entirely sure if Amelie continues daily use of VDJ.
Amelie - 'So, from now on in my head the part of Jesus will be played by Vin Diesel. IE, Vin Diesel Jesus.'
Little Girl - "Jesus loves you~!"
Amelie - "Sweet..."
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The Alpha Dyke in a gaggle of dykes¹, a homosexual homo sapien female that triumphantly surmounts adversity dispatched upon their ascendancy towards tutelage. Such obstacles are assumably presented by "The Man"².
Visually identified by a high top fade, sleeveless flannel shirt, extremely large belt buckle, biker boots and an earring set connected by a chain matching a chain connecting a wallet and belt on one ear. A deltoid muscle tattooed with a heart inscribed with "Mom" or "Down With Dudes" completes the look.
Employment is key when identifying a RDD³ in the wild, the trucking company must confirm employment of good standing. If not, it must be reported that an imposter is pursuing a modified adaptation of stolen valor in order to usurp and control a specific gaggle.
To legitimize their hierarchical position, RDDs³ speak in faux baritone and presumptively create a robustly masculine facade (this may confuse the researcher due to the RDD's³ attitude towards men). Additionally, perpetuation of aggrandized established masculine behaviors substantiate the appropriation of governing dominancey.
¹ Gaggle of Dykes: not to be confused with a gaggle of gay gooses, a gaggle of dykes is the top 5 or so tiers of a RDD's³ social grouping.
² Author's note: It is unclear if "The Man" is the same individual and/or group that has historically engaged in enigmatically veiled caliginous practices to impede the successes of other minority groups.
³ Abbreviation: Raging Diesel Dyke
Terry is such a Raging Diesel Dyke, she took Janet's girlfriend, got rid of Pat's abusive husband and had the time to detail her rig this afternoon. An absolute legend of epic proportions.
Guy who hangs around diesel shops hoping to see someone roll coal. Doesn't work at the shop but you can find him there uploading to Instagram or YouTube.
Does mitch work here?
Nah, he's just a diesel shop groupie.
Fish Jumping Out Of Someones Swimming Shorts "ooo Greasy Diesel"
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when she squats over your face and poops in your mouth.
she wanted to sit on my face and ride my nose, they flet the heat and before i know it she gave me a detroit diesel dunker.
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Another name for a turd that clogs the toilet due to its massive size. Its name derives from the fact that it stinks and is not well received by those who see it.
Everyone was mad after seeing the Vin Diesel film because it smells awful and no one can use the bathroom.
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