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The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
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What fail trolls on 4chan use to end stories that sound interesting to entice readers.
I met someone in the night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
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To quickly leave work right at 5:00. Like how Fred Flintstone leaves work
"Can you work late tonight, Pete?"
"No, I'm going to ride the dinosaur tail tonight, I have a date."
That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."
We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."
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elite verison of Ok boomer but seems better :P
older person: yoo i remember this song, it's soo nostalgic
person: 10-4 dinosaur
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A term used to describe the neck of an obese person with poor posture. Sometimes the term is used more broadly to describe the actual person or a group of people with said characteristic.
Dude, the Wal-Mart snack bar was choc-full-o Dinosaur Necks.
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A term for the gayest of the gay. A bingus ass dinosaur is a term you wanna use for only the fruitiest folk, this isn't something to take lightly.
Aiden: holy shit you're such a bingus ass dinosaur
Adam: ye