donkey shag

Phoebe Buckley is a smokin' blonde with tiny ears and tiny feet. Therefore, we would refer to her as a "donkey shag."

Aisha, on the other hand, is sket.

bre phoebe is a donkey shag

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Lazy Donkey

A donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. One would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. Enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.

"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."

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blowing donkeys

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.

"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"

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Donkey Vocals

A Band Who's Vocal Style emulates the gutteral vocal tonality of a Donkey or Other Load Bearing Creature.

Most often found in Medium Tempo Moderate Rock Bands.

Steven: Jimmy have you heard the new Donkey Vocals of Rock Compulation?

Jimmy: No Dude, Whos on it?

Steven: Seven Mary Three, Staind, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mud, and More

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Sea Donkey

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.

Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.

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donkey lips

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.

"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.

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donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

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