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'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!
Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!
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10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one
Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore
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you dont know jack shit a word meaning you know nothing or are too stupid to figure it out
dude whats an electric car
man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one
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meaning if something is free dont find the flaws in it.
one way to tell a horses age is by looking at the wear on his teeth , if someone gives you a horse theres a good chance it is old and you wont get much use out of it.
sam got a bike for christmas , but it wasnt the one he asked for .... "dont look a gift horse in the mouth"
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A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)
Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world
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A phrase used for when a Survey or piece of paper is about to be raped. Kinda like Dont drop the soap. It take major thinking to get this
Paper 1: Man I dont want to got to Jail you know what kinda stuff happens there
Paper 2: Dude, I have one piece of advise Dont cut the hole
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