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The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
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An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
Stefano this isnt a dump account.
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A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
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A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
An excuse to smash your computer.
My computer kept on creating crash dumps when I tried booting up Skyrim, so Ithrew it out the window and smashed it with a hammer.
Is when you fart so hard, that it feels like you took an amazing poop.
I went to go drop a brick, but luckily it was only vapor dump.