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A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.
Sometimes referred to as gauges.
Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!
Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.
This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.
I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!
A form of cauliflower ear, but instead it’s caused by sleeping on your side with AirPods in, which exerts pressure on the external auditory meatus and can cause painful swelling. Can also be caused by simply wearing AirPods in for ungodly amounts of time. Despite the pain, most victims still keep on wearing their AirPods. All attempts by others to get the victims to reduce their AirPod use usually prove futile.
Clementine: Jezis Chroist m8, wots tha nahsty swellin in ya eh-oh
Danny Drinkwater: oh it’s nuffin reallay, just a bit of AirPod ear
The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart
1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.
2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.
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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.
*does finger flappy thing*
RUUUN AWAY !
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When someone plays the band nickelback
Dude, turn that off! Nickelback just totally ear raped me!
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Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.
mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today
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