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Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!
Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!
Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...
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QB of the Buffalo Bills, aka "The Truth".
Hey how'd trent edwards do today?
pretty truthful as usual.
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A) An overprotective creep.
B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.
"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"
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The best kept secret of the US government. In 1928, he wrote a book entitled "Propaganda", which explains almost every bullshit technique ever known. As the nephew of Sigmund Freud, Bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. His techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. Bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!
Person 1: "Have you ever read Edward Bernays' book 'Propaganda'?"
Person 2: “No. Why?”
Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"
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Pulling an Edward is when you screw up in a sport. Screw up in life. Or just flat out fail. This is also a way to insult someone. If a person is trying to act cool , trying to dance , trying to grind or just trying to act "G" . This person is red handly "pulling an edward"
Robert: DUDE I WAS AT THIS DANCE AND I TRY TO GRIND THIS GIRL AND SHE SAID "NO I HAVE STANDARDS "!
James: OH SHIT DAWG! You were just Pulling an Edward
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n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
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1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."
Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"
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