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A pussy ass bitch who can't a girl for more than a day and will most likely be lonely.
Hey I just broke up with Eli.
Eli is annoying as shit.
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Eli has a miggett dick . He also has a great personality and is super strong
Eli has a miggett dick
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come from the depths of sexiness, means sweet, loving, and vigorous
damn he is so eli, he must get all the girls, too bad Emily Hartwell has him all to herself
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Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.
That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.
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Eli on a Wednesday is when a short French girl (usually without consent) looks at a tall male's genitals.
"Hey what did you do on Wednesday?" "Oh well it's Wednesday so I went outside and did some Eli on a Wednesday"
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Hottest Gamer, Actor, And Singer out there (he can kinda dance)
is that Eli Golden!!
oh yea, what a hottie
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The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.
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