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EXTREMELY ABUSIVE AND WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT IN SECONDS
Ohhhh GODDDD ITS EMILY RUNNNNNNNN...
10👍 11👎
She is someone who is so kind and nice, and someone who is always helping someone else. She always puts people first and cares for them more then she cares for herself. All the boys think she is so beautiful, but she always denys it. All the boys think she the most hottest girl on earth, but she still denys it. You'd probably be lucky if you ever find an Emily! Oh and one more thing, boys ask her "How do you fit all dat in dem jeans?" Which they mean booty!!! Oh and she is also someone who isn't serious and always wants to have fun! She also wants to have sex really bad and can't wait! She twerks really good, and humps really good too! Just watch out penises, her vigina is really boney! Ok, maybe this is more than one more thing. But she always is practicing having sex with stuffed animals and pillows! She can also make out REALLY WELL! You would love her in clubs, and will most likely become a slut, wait she already is one! And will also most likey be a stripper! Boys, YOULL LOVE HER! And probably have like 1000 kids cause she will most likely become a sex addict! And she LOVESSS big penises!
Guy one - "I'm going out to dinner with Becca tonight!"
Guy two - "BORING! I'm gonna stay with Emily and have sex! And go to a club and have her twerkkkkkk! "
Guy one - "Emily you're so pretty!"
Emily - "Thanks, but no I'm not!"
Guy one - "Emily, how do you fit all dat in dem jeans! And btw I mean and LOVE your booty!"
Emily - "Idk! It's probably so big because I love to twerk and do squats to get it ready for the boys!"
15👍 16👎
A literal back stabbing bitch. Not pretty. Usually blonde with blue eyes so she would’ve been safe in the holocaust unfortunately. Sleeps with everyone and is never loyal to one person. And if u find an Emily that isn’t like this well damn ur lucky! Do not trust Emily.
Manny: wow, she’s SO rude and backstabbing. She’s definitely an Emily. I can’t believe she said I cheated on you, I would never!!
Elaine: I know! She’s such a bitch! She cheats on everyone!!!
7👍 5👎
A total bitch that likes to kick people. Nice when she wants to be (which is almost never).
"I won't tell on Emily only because she scares me."
7👍 5👎
if you ever meet an Emily, never let her go. she is amazing. she is the most gorgeous outgoing girl. she is a girl that you cant wait to see and you laugh all day and night. Emily's bring out the best in everyone and you will never want to be apart from her. people will mistake her for an angel. she would rather make other people happy than her.
Jackson: ugh! I want to date a girl that is amazing, beautiful , sweet, and kind
Kyle: oh Ill introduce you to Emily. you'll be perfect together
12👍 9👎
Emily's are bitches that live underground and drink the blood of kittens.
Man that serial killer is such an Emily
30👍 41👎
"Emily" is much more fun than many activities, including bowling, skiing, etc. Time is much better spent with Emily than any other character or activity. She makes you laugh when bowling pins don't.
Emily is more fun than bowling.
106👍 173👎