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When it's so cold out that you tuck your scrotum into the woman's vagina during sex to keep it warm.
"It was so freezing last night I was pounding my old lady and had to go Eskimo balls deep to stay warm!"
Gasoline, served in a garbage bag. Causes brain damage, but with Eskimos, it's not like ya'd notice.
Let's go down to the Esso, eh? Grab us some Iced tea.
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When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
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A song that is sung at every edmonton eskimo home football game in-between the third and fourth quarter.
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When one jerks it to their friend's hot sister.
I totally rubbed one out to Greg's sister last night; that makes him my eskimo brother in-law now right?
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When two bros simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus of a single woman with their wankers, they become Siamese Eskimo Bros. Can also occur when both bros simultaneously insert their wankers into just one of said orifices, although this is much more difficult depending on the size of the talliwhackers and the diameter of the females vagina or anal cavity.
Jeff and Tom sealed their friendship when they double penetrated Sally by running train on her pussy and anus at the same, thus becoming Siamese Eskimo Bros.
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when you and your friend have made out/have had sexual intercourse with the same girl.
"Hey Todd we both made out with Hannah now we are Eskimo brothers!!"
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