when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.
girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!
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When someone puts a picture of them and a dog on their dating profile.
YOU: How are you getting so many likes on Tinder?
ME: I used that picture of me and Fido as a Fur-st Trap.
occurs when you pick a booger out of your nose, and there are nose hairs stuck in the booger. Hence, a "fur burger"
ow! i hate it when i pick my nose and i get a fur burger. it makes my eyes water.
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Fur-Day but forever! Good luck surviving anti-furries!
Nathan: Hey it's Fur-Day!
Jason: No, It's Fur-Day Forever!
Nathan: Really? Nice!
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December 22nd, where non-furries can take revenge on what furries did to them december 20th.
Jake: Yo dude! It's Anti Fur Day!
Carl: Sweet! Time to take revenge for this god awful fursona.
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on December 20th we will NOT serve the furries we have to beat the crap out of every single one for the sake of boss baby!!!! no fur-days only engineer gaming
"Hey, i am a furry. So you will serve me since its December 20th"
"Nah its the Anti Fur-Day too"
"What"
"UUEEE WUUUEEE AAAHAAHAAA CRY SOOME MOORE"
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"think it's funny but I got the nose runny runny from the fur of the white bunny."
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