Random
Source Code
Random
Social application used for transmitting random pictures and information to people who are already involved in your daily activities and in photos with you, stalkers, and people who either live too far away or have no interest in communicating with you in real life. Other uses include looking up girls from high school and seeing if they're still hot enough to masturbate to, seeing if anyone prettier than you is commenting on your boyfriends page and posting pictures of offspring and grandchildren while secretly thinking that everyone's family but your is ugly.
See also photostalking
Her: So what made you look me up?
Him: I wanted to have sex with every girl I met in school and of the ones who accepted my friends request, you were the only one on messenger.
Her: So what have you been up to?
Him: Just touching myself while I look at your profile pics. Your newest one is hot!
Her: I didn't post any pictures this weekend since I don't have an iPhone and can only check my email when I'm supposed to be doing other things at work.
Him: You appear to be involved in a sexual act while drunk in public with another female. Even though I haven't seen you in years I would like to have intercourse with you and this stranger at the same time.
Her: I was too drunk to remember the photo being taken so everyone I declined their event requests will know I am a lush and a liar. Also, my present and future employers, significant others, and family will see the photo and that will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone!
Him: I'm going to like this photo and comment on your wall so it will appear higher on the news feed for users that select the most popular option over the most recent one. That way more people will see it before you figure out how to un-tag yourself since the layout of facebook has changed so many times.
Her: Facebook is so much fun! It makes me so much less productive and interesting! I can't keep a job, relationship or be on time but my crops never wither and I have lots of people I don't know who depend on me to send then gifts in social games!
5👍 5👎
(verb): internet stalking. A way of stalking people (your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, and any other potential hook ups he may have). Also said when meeting new people as a way of communicating in the future because getting a phone number is too time consuming and you just want to stalk them briefly. Used when a phone call will never be made.
"I'm gonna facebook the shit outta you"
"Did you get that guy's number?" "No I just facebooked him"
"Hey! Facebook me!"
5👍 5👎
An action of bringing a book to your face, or vice versa
5👍 5👎
An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.
Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker
2👍 1👎
a place where you're friends with the people you hate
Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
2👍 1👎
A social media that was supposed to be used for getting to know people and getting in touch with friends, but now is used by sassy middle-aged women with wine addictions and post minion pictures with captions.
Facebook isn't what it used to be
2👍 1👎
A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed.
So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.
So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty! =D
2👍 1👎