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FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

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Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 17, 2009

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you fail

When a person Fails at a mundane or easy task, These type of insults are found largely within online games. e.g. Counter Strike or WOW.

This is a more personal attack than 'Your a noob' or 'you sux!' because this insinuates that the person who it is aimed at completely fails... at everything

see also you fail at life

Example 1:

(CS Pro pwn's a defenseless noob)

Pro: You Fail

Example 2:

Person 1: d00d! i cant figure out how to make this computer like totally turn on!

Person 2: You Fail.

by Alastair Costley November 1, 2007

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Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail

Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

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floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009

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Epic Fail

An impossible, improbable, occurrance that is only achieved by the lower part of our society. But if you occomplish a fail that is impossible, than in theory, it could be labled an "epic fail."

Parking your car in your roof is, in theory, an "epic fail."

by chiefjoboo June 29, 2009

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Epic Fail

Twilight

Twilight is an epic fail

by Runningaroundincircles November 30, 2010

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