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Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.
Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.
She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.
A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.
Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.
When a person Fails at a mundane or easy task, These type of insults are found largely within online games. e.g. Counter Strike or WOW.
This is a more personal attack than 'Your a noob' or 'you sux!' because this insinuates that the person who it is aimed at completely fails... at everything
see also you fail at life
Example 1:
(CS Pro pwn's a defenseless noob)
Pro: You Fail
Example 2:
Person 1: d00d! i cant figure out how to make this computer like totally turn on!
Person 2: You Fail.
When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail
Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice
When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.
a extra hard fail, floridian style
Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.
An impossible, improbable, occurrance that is only achieved by the lower part of our society. But if you occomplish a fail that is impossible, than in theory, it could be labled an "epic fail."
Parking your car in your roof is, in theory, an "epic fail."