Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.
Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.
She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.
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A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.
Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.
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When a person Fails at a mundane or easy task, These type of insults are found largely within online games. e.g. Counter Strike or WOW.
This is a more personal attack than 'Your a noob' or 'you sux!' because this insinuates that the person who it is aimed at completely fails... at everything
see also you fail at life
Example 1:
(CS Pro pwn's a defenseless noob)
Pro: You Fail
Example 2:
Person 1: d00d! i cant figure out how to make this computer like totally turn on!
Person 2: You Fail.
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When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail
Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice
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a extra hard fail, floridian style
Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.
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An impossible, improbable, occurrance that is only achieved by the lower part of our society. But if you occomplish a fail that is impossible, than in theory, it could be labled an "epic fail."
Parking your car in your roof is, in theory, an "epic fail."
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